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because it's never good enough


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THE "RAINMAN" OF TATTOOS
This guy is totally retarded and a complete genius at the same time.



WELCOME TARDS!
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YEAH. THAT'S GOLD MEDAL RIGHT THERE.

"Warming Up" from Tanner Ringerud on Vimeo.




9 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT DREW BREES

Think you know Young Breesy? Have you accepted Breesus as your QB and Savior? Is Brees 32:39:288:2 written on the eye black tape under your eyes? Even so, you might not know these interesting facts about Nine.

1. He doesn't celebrate touchdowns, they celebrate him.
2. If you say his name out loud three times in a row, a football hits you right in the chest.
3. He's actually left handed, he throws with his right to make it sporting.
4. He doesn't call audibles, he thinks them.
5. Took an underachieving, awkward & scrawny Bill Brasky under his wing in college.
6. Can solve any Sudoku using only wingdings and a single pound sign.
7. His year old son has already signed a letter of intent with Professor Xavier's Academy. (Lane Kiffin was disappointed, but begrudgingly approved.)
8. Crushes his enemies, sees them driven before him and hears the lamentation of their cheerleaders.
9. Will make you forget Oreos in favor of Drew Brees cookies. [citation needed]


EVERY COMIC BOOK SHOULD START THIS WAY
There's plenty more after the jump... YEEAAAAAAAAAA!



THA ANSWER TO WHATEVER, MAN. F**K.


BONUS TRACK MOTHAFOOKAHS:


F**k it, just become a fan on Facebook. Or just get a load of this bitches.

You're welcome.


FINGER PARKOUR



HOCKEY PLAYER OR STAR WARS CHARACTER
FYI: This is a great drinking game and a great way to settle “Hatfield v. McCoy” disputes, as per The Hillbilly CBA of 2007.

1. Tuukka Rask

2. Galen Marek

3. Karlis Skrastins

4. Bertroff Hissa

5. Antti Niemi

6. Anssi Salmela

7. Raymus Antilles

8. Wojtek Wolski

9. Pekka Rinne

10. Mirax Terrik

11. Anze Kopitar

12. Carlist Rieekan

13. Raitis Ivanans

14. Rune Haako

15. Kamil Kreps

16. Radek Bonk

17. Lando Calrissian

18. Arvel Crynyds

19. Saku Koivu

20. Agen Kolar

21. Firmus Piett

22. Teemu Selanne

23. Dak Ralter

24. Zdeno Chara

25. Jan Ors

**BONUS: Marc-Andre Chewbacca

(**This is actually a trick question since he is of mixed Goaliee / Wookiee heritage.)


ANSWERS

Hockey Players: 1,3,5,6,8,9,11,13,15,16,19,22,24

Star Wars: 2,4,7,10,12,14,17,18,20,21,23,25





WAR! WHAT IT IS GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING...



NOW "THIS," IS MAKINITBETTER



SUZIE COCKTAIL: MAKIN ICE BETTER


MAKIN' GIF'S CLASSIER:



UNORTHODOXED COMMERCIAL


This will NEVER get old. EVER!



HE DOES HAVE A GOOD POINT.
At least he spelt juice right. So there's that.



RIGHT HERE, COUNT F**K-YOU-LA!
Sweetie, you've been Knighted.



THIS IS A"LITTLE" CRAZY...



FUNKHOUSER'S JOKE



SPAM, THE NOVEL (Chapter 3)
(Another piece of the puzzle from Nyce's inbox is revealed. Not.)

CHAPTER 3
The daughter of the great whore of whores.

Nov. 11, 1:39 a.m.

How are you, Rafael!

He hated Gall. That is all I want now. Zane hefted the scythe. He galloped down a side alley. This is our first big attack. This would be nothing. Every woman should learn a trade. Women should attend less to household duties.
The blanket was lifted from me. That is what I told her. But what if we should have it? Then we will blow it together. It was man. Now and forever now. Her father shook his head sadly. STILL AMONG SHOALS. It didn't seem to. In my right the fascist papers.
If that woman could only write. Daughter of the great whore of whores. The best you've ever served under. Smith and Mr. The rest of the creature ran on. They'll be glad to share their rooms. The bridge is nothing to me. Tonight we discuss all. He had not taken any before. In a moment he had it figured. Here it comes.
Am I not right? Would he sit down? He continued forward. We've had enough of this. Joy lit up his eyes. Where was there safe passage? What signs are there of a hound? We are through the crust. Pilar did not turn. This sounded very good. Pointing at nothing.




SPAM, THE NOVEL (Chapter 2)
(Marcus' junk mail saga continues. The plot thickens.)

CHAPTER 2
The Taking of Segovia

Nov. 10, 2009 12:38 p.m.

Good afternoon, Josefa!

WOMEN OF THE FUTURE. IN STRANGE WATERS. How much is it that you need? You go home again. There won't be any calling off.
He is becoming too sad to bear. The book had not been a success. But let it stand at that. Smith or Mr. You can resign the office. Have your hands on your hips. It was a late spring morning. Paradox protects me! Nor at any time?
Look at them! We are all right. It won't bear analysis. Bowen of St. Why had she done that? Have you got this Indian? Probably more pennies.
What power on earth could save him! Not having to be cautious here now. Then they vanished from our sight. The air was more viscous than ever. The tangle tree was a charred stump. The mirror denied it. We can take Segovia. That is just what happens. But a second glance dispelled the hope. Suddenly he heard a rumbling voice. Bmk found it.







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