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I'm am going to review all Wacky Packages and give them my unique view as I remembered them as a kid. My blurps are short and sweet. I hope they bring back some memories for you too. Feel free to leave your comments about your experiences.


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Drowney (Titanic Size)
Drowney (Titanic Sized)
I just bought a bottle of Downey last night. Laundry was piling up to the ceiling, had to get it done.

This sticker reads... "Makes enough suds to flood the Empire State building. Titanic size Drowney. You'll never CONCENTRATE again. 1064 Fl. Gallons."



Dr. Ono (Brain Opener)
Dr. Ono CrackpotDr. Ono is one crackpot of a sticker alright. As a kid, ya had to have loved that goofy face on the doctor. But the guy on the operating table and the skull and cross-bones... no dice.

This sticker reads "Dr. Ono, Crackpot, Brain Opener. Causes clots, tough on Nerves. Keep children out of his reach! More dangerous than poison."


Hungry Jerk Pancake Mix
Hungry Jerk Pancake Mix This sticker is straight and to the point. It tells you that if you eat Hungry Jerk pancakes, you're gonna gain weight. Extra heavy in fact. Well, we didn't know that when this sticker came out that eating foods with lots of carbs will put on the pounds on you.

It even tells ya to buy it and finishes up by calling you stupid. And the funny thing is we did buy it and we did dump a mound of high carb pancake syrup on them.

This wacky is simply genius.



Biva Towels
Biva Towels
This sticker is great! If I remember correctly, this is my first 8th series sticker I got. I was like 8 or 9 years old and I looked at this sticker for hours. I wasn't sure what it meant. What a dumb beaver I was, LOL.

The sticker reads, "Annoying Biva Towels. Best Dam towel you can buy."




Ha Ha Crackers by Funshine
HaHa Crackers
You gotta luv HaHa Crackers. They have such happy little faces :) I don't think they make this cracker anymore. I guess Ritz Crackers rule now!

The sticker reads "Ha Ha Crackers. Funshine, they'll crack you up. Made on the funny farm. Haha Crackers. 3 chuckles in every package. Net Wt. 10 Yuks."




Run Tony (Rubout Protection)
Run Tony
Run Tony is the most expensive sticker in the 2nd Series. This is because they made less of them being that it is the last Wacky Pack in the series. Plus a lot of them, including mine, have a punch-out mark going through width of the card.

The sticker read "Run Tony. Rubout Protection. Shells (.38 cal.) Preferred by leading gansters on the underworld."




6up (Beverage)
6up
6up might've been the easiest sticker to get in the 1st series. It was all over the place and everyone had at least one of them. The one redeeming value in this wacky is the goofy guy on top of the bottle, too funny!

This sticker reads, "6 Fooey ounces. 6up. You hate it - it hates you."




Lavirus Mouthwash
Lavirus Mouthwash
Lavirus was one of those cool stickers that were hard to get back in the day. I prefer to use Listerine today, but back then I would use this product :)

The sticker reads, "Lavirus (r) Mouthwash and Gurgle. More dentists recommend Lavirus 'cause it brings more patients."




Crust (Toothpaste)
Wacky Packages Crust 1st Series
If my teeth looked like that after using Crust, my mother would have kicked my butt. The funny thing is that Crust is Garlic Flavored. As a kid, I hated that. But now I love garlic, yummy!!

The sticker reads "Brush your teeth twice a month. Crust. Tooth paste/Tastes lousy. Garlic flavored.




Tied Detergent
Wacky Packages Tied Detergent 1st Series
The one thing I don't get about this sticker, Tied Detergent, is that the washer machine that the guy is using looks like a front-loader, but actually he is using it as a top-loader washer.

The Wacky Pack reads "Tied Detergent. Your clothes will be fit to be tied."




1st Series Wacky Pack Reviews
I just love the 1st Series. I've spent lots of time reviewing each sticker. Click here to view my 1st Series Wacky Pack reviews.


Quacker Oats (Oatmeal)
Wacky Packages Quacker Oats 1st Series
Quacker Oats is the sticker I got at the same time I got the Weakies sticker. I remember getting both these stickers at a local pharmacy that was in my town. But I do not remember what I traded to get these stickers.

This Wacky Pack reads "Old Fashioned Quacker Oats. Strickly for the birds."




Kook-Aid (Beverage)
Wacky Packages Kook-Aid 1st Series
I remember John from up the street had this sticker. My other friend Jack wanted Kook-Aid so bad. They finally agreed on a trade, I think Jack gave up Lox from the 10th Series to get this sticker. I think John got ripped off :)

The sticker reads "Kook-Aid. Instant soft drink mix(up). 2 quarts will drive you kooky."



Maddie Boy (Dog Food)
Wacky Packages Maddie Boy 1st Series
Maddie Boy was the easiest sticker to get in the 1st series. At least is was for me. How about you? What was your easiest 1st Series Wacky Pack to get?

The sticker reads "Maddie Boy dog food. 100% condemned BEEF. Get rid of your dog fast."




Exceedrin (Headache Medicine)
Wacky Packages Exceedrin 2nd Series
I have a great story behind this sticker. I was in a friendly dispute with one of the local neighborhood boys. He tried to bribe my brother by giving him a Exceedrin sticker. My brother pretending to be his friend and when he got the sticker from the other kid, my brother ran off and gave the sticker to me. LOL!!

The sticker reads "Exceedrin. Relief for headaches, beri-beri, ingrown toenails, etc. etc. etc."




Dums (For the Dummy)
Wacky Packages Dums (For the Dummy) 7th Series
I think when I was a kid I took Dums (For the Dummy), LOL!!

This wacky pack sticker reads "Dums For the Dummy. Instant relief from thinking and using your brain."




Dopey Whip (Dessert Topping)
Wacky Packages Dopey Whip 1st SeriesNow how would you like to get sprayed in the face with Dopey Whip? LOL!! I remember getting this sticker from one of my "fake" cousins. You know, parents were close and you saw that family more than your real cousins.

This wacky pack sticker reads "Dopey Whip. Dessert Topping. Use for all purposes."




Bald (Detergent)
Wacky Packages Bald 4th Series
What's up with the 4th Series and hair products? Bald and Mess Clairoil are two Wacky Pack stickers in the 4th Series that talk about losing hair.

This sticker reads "Flip your wig with Bald. High-powered toupee cleanser".




Mess Clairoil
Wacky Packages Mess Clairoil 4th Series
Ladies... I suggest that you do not use Mess Clairoil. Unless of course you want your hair to fall out.

The sticker reads "Motor-oil brown. Mess Clairoil the formula that cleans bald heads. Get rid of drab hair forever. Mess Clairoil cream formula."




Prez (Candy)
Wacky Packages Prez Prez could easily be the funniest Wacky Package ever. I still laugh today when I see this sticker.

The sticker reads "Prez. Broccoli dispenser. Just say yes to broccoli. Read his lips... no new tax on this item. A capitol idea."




Bum Chex (Cereal)
Wacky Packages Bum Chex 4th Series
The first time I saw Bum Chex my mouth almost hit the floor. Since I had most of the 4th Series at that point, I never even heard of this sticker.

The sticker reads "Forged by masters. Bum Chex they bounce in the bank. Prison sentence with every box."




Mrs. Klean
Wacky Packages Mrs. Klean 1st Series
For some unknown reason, my sister loved this Wacky Pack sticker. I guess I could ask.

Hey, I just realized Mrs. Klean has a mohawk, LOL!!

The sticker reads "Mrs. Klean will wipe up the floor with Mr. Klean if she can find him."




Snatch-A-Pack (Cereal)
Wacky Packages Snatch-A-Pack 3rd Series
Snatch-A-Pack is an excellent sticker, especially because it has the cereals we loved back in the days.

This Wacky Package is so cool that till this day we still call one of my friends "Snatch-A-Pack" instead of his real name.

The Sticker reads "Kooloff's Frosty Snow Flakes. Kooloff's Coo-Coo Krusties Chocolate Flavor. Kooloff's Apple Jerks. 6 Fattening Servings. Snatch-A-Pack".







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