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The poetry and blog entries of poet Thomas L. Vaultonburg, the nation's first Zombie Party (Z) candidate.


Contents:

First Annual Spooktacular Poetry Blog
Vampyre

Who's vein will my fetid fang
Flay this night and let flow
The scarlet scroll that feeds
My perfidious thirst?

What trick in my trove
Or treat of the flesh
Will she trade for
That hearbeat brief
Flight into fancy
And aeon's Fall
Into damnation?



Zombie

with your brains
in my brawn
we're unstoppable



Wolfman

being a Wolfman is
tear tear tear
terrific.


Ed McMahon
Whiskey Spills, Bad Lovers, and Celebrity
Deaths Come In Threes

"You know Johnny f**ked
Farrah Fawcett when she
Was still on Charlies' Angels,"
Says celebrity sidekick Ed
McMahon from behind a Scotch
Too cheap for an ex Marine
To a second rate bartender/actor
Paying too little attention.
"And he always said that Michael
Jackson was a f**king child molester,"
Says McMahon, pretending not to notice
The celebrtity tabloid show
Flickering in the corner.
As late night sidekick Ed McMahon's
Shaky hand spills a third trickle
Of rot gut onto the bar he knows
Back home his trophy wife
And the three Pekignese are already
Staring at the couch like
They're seeing a ghost.
Ex Marine Ed McMahon beckons
The two-bit bartender closer
And offers: "I can only tell you
One thing kid: Whiskey spills,
Bad lovers, and celebrity
Deaths come in threes."


Zombie Bill Collectors Ltd.



Sofa King # 2 by Tim Stotz
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SZF Week 3 - Buffet



ZOMBIE LOGIC COMICS INTRODUCES DEMOTED #1 BY ANDREW DAVIS
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Sofa King
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Put That Coffee Down



SZF Week 2 - Holla Back the Zombie Apocalypse Edition



Armadillo or Boy?

This is number one (boy with bicycle).


This is number 2 (armadillo).


Remember, there are no wrong answers. Zombie Logic Comics is a democracy and we're interested in what you think. So vote 1 or 2, boy and bicycle, or armadillo. Your votes are appreciated and your comments.






Single Zombie Female



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Roller Girl - Thomas Vaultonburg
You're all elbow
And hip
And heart

A blur and a
Bruise
And a booty
Block into
Love's suicide
Seats.




Ratatosk



Dolphins - Thomas Vaultonburg

The night is so clear
Dolphins swim through it.
All the noises in the world
Become my noises and
Even the stars tiptoe
Across the sky
To shine brighter in Texas.
Some of us deserve more pain
Some more happiness
I just deserve more
And I get it in small but
Potent doses throughout the night.




Dumbing It Down - Thomas vaultonburg

I dumbed it down.
I fed it McNuggets
And put it to sleep
With pop tunes.
I made it join
The Republican party.
I drugged it with
Cable television,
I bribed it with
Guilt-free sex
And threatened it
With religion.
I spent a lifetime
Beating it
Into submission and
The ungrateful bastard
Still writes this poem.




ZLP







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