Sully's sister Sullie was adamant about this post. She had the conch on this one... For the record: "Jesus Christ. The "kiss dude's wife lookin' / hot chick" got the gay guys to play along, while the other chick answered the phone. Big f**kin' deal!" - Marcus-Motherf**kin'-Nyce
The best part is the baby stays in character the whole time. Nice job, kid.
THE MICHAEL JORDAN OF DEAD POOLS As four people who have competed in dead pools for quite some time, we salute you. Our own resident grim reaper, Sully's-sister-Sullie, even bows down. Your deadly prognostications are to be revered.
1981, NEWSPAPERS "GET" THE INTERNET
Exactly how did they f**k this up? They were first? Before you know it, there will not be any print editions anymore. But at least they saw the potential before it actually existed and then dismissed it. Brilliant.
RANDOMLY BETTER WIKIPEDIA PAGE:LAWSUITS AGAINST GODHilarity ensues after the jump.
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UMM, ACTUALLY SASHA... "THIS" IS FIERCE!
If they don't win, we're NEVER watching ABDC again. Okay, we don't really watch now, but you get the point. This just broke Sully's-sister-Sullie's GAYDAR.
"I think Beyonce is the new Cher... or the new black. No wait! Not like that!! I mean (giggling) f**k you!" - Transcript of Sully's-sister-Sullie's voice message. Yep, she had the argument with herself.
Wanna know where all those cute or disgusting or funny or whatever images and jokes you get in your inbox come from? Here. The grand daddy of 'em all 4chan. If you don't know you betta axe someone.
Meme much? Check out the random or /b/ board, it ain't for the faint of heart. Here's a little sample. You're welcome. RANDOMLY BETTER WWJD:
INSTANT CULT CLASSIC "Having lost faith in the human race, a legion of angels descend to Earth to bring about the Apocalypse. Humanity's only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a diner and the Archangel Michael himself."
You're kids are going to be watching this in college, late at night, twenty years from now. The same way you get high and watch the original Planet of the Apes, and kinda giggle, but secretly like it - and quote it - for days afterward. Trust us.
"Not that there's anything wrong with..." Actually, there's A LOT wrong with this shit. Hey we're as open minded as the next crew, but gay dudes need to slow their role. Actually, they need to bring their roll to a dead stop and GRADUALLY start that shit up again. SLOWLY. Seriously, goddamn.
MOS DEF NOT MAKINITBETTER:Far Side much, shitstick?
Unless Gary Larsen has a new nom-de-plume, this asshole is a straight up:
"simple and plain / motherf**k him and John Wayne!"
F**k you Scott Hillburn.
"F**k you and the set you claim / Scott H. and the Universal Press Press Syndicate some mark-ass bitches! >>>I hit 'em up!" - Sully(per Tupac Shakur)
MOTI-F**KIN'-VATION
Whover said "It's not whether you win or lose it's how you play the game," did NOT have Bobby "F**KIN" Knight as their F**KIN' coach! (Shout out to Ransom for the link. B, you've been Knighted.)
RANDOMLY BETTER MOTIVATIONAL VIDEO: "LeRoy is French for The Roy. What are you French for?" 'Nuff said, we're sold Leroy. Just in case you aren't check out his infomercial.
NYCE ANSWERS
Not you're average asshole. Well maybe he is. Here's his first interview since like... umm the last one didn't go that well. Ask Jo Jo's publicist. On second hand, don't. FYI, he really did think she was of age at the time. We kid, we kid...
