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Wife, Husband and Cricket Match: Funny SMS
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, Husband smart bunker aya or bola, “DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RHA HUN?” tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
Wife's Lover
After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student, “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”
Professor, “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”
Student, “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam.”
Professor, “Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?”
Student: “What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?”
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers, “Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical.”
SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ - MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & - I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
