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Funny Emails And Funny Cell Phone Forwards and a bit of Self Improvement Tips For Smart Teenagers
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The Real Reason Behind “The Mid Life Crisis”
The Real Reason Behind “The Mid Life Crisis”
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in [...]
New Technology…
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited — she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her [...]
Trouble Remembering Things…
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the [...]
Satyam Chairman Ramalinga Raju’s Resignation Letter
This had to be one of the worst days for Indian Market. After a series of positive rallies over the past few days, the market was expected to go down, gradually, but Satyam Chairman - Ramalinga Raju’s explanation came as a shocker. The content of the resignation letter was even more shocking. Read the scanned [...]
Woooooo Wooooo CowBoys :)
There were two Indians and a Cowboy walking along together in the desert when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a steep hill to the mouth of a cave. He stopped and hollered into the entrance,”Woooooo! Woooooo! and then listened very closely until he heard an answer…”Woooooo! Woooooo!”. [...]
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.
For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. [...]
Two Testicles :D
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made “Tickle me Elmo dolls”. It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls [...]
The Love Dress…
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
“What are you doing,” the mother-in-law asked.
“I am waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law replied.
“Why are you naked,” asked the mother-in-law.
“This is my [...]
Smart Said …
“A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what’s left of your unit.” - In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army’s magazine of preventive maintenance “Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.” - [...]
Is It Easy Being A Guy ? — Definitely Not
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUY
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a sissy.
If you work too hard, there s never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If [...]
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