Ok, I know.  Justin Timberlake is untouchable.  He is the voice of our generations' music.  He is a one-man show that is multi-talented.  He is funny, smart and sometimes down to earth. 

But I am going to go where the media and fans are either afraid to go or ignoring because Justin is who he is.

Justin is old.  Old looking.  I started noticing it around the time he began dating Cameron Diaz.  It seems she has that kind of effect on people doesn't it?  Ok, so Justin is dedicated to his craft, is a hard working guy so we should cut him some slack right?  But is he even good looking anymore?  Seriously.  Compare pictures of him in his N*SYNC days or even his "Cry Me a River" days to now with Jessica Biel.  Go ahead Google it.  Compare "Timberlake" and "NSYNC" with "Timberlake" and "Biel."  See the difference?

His eyes are squint, he's developed some bad circles under the eyes and his hair has crept farther back on his head which is why I am assuming he keeps it buzzed now.  Alas, men do age and he is not 18 anymore, but if he wasn't a musician, would he be a sex symbol in his current state?


Filed Under: Celebrities, Former Metrosexuals

Waif teens.  Fur.  Promoting unhealthy expectations.  The Fashion Industry has been accused of supporting many images.  So what are they doing now?  They are telling everyone to F-off, not so subtly, with a trend that seems to be catching on.  Casting real people. 

So what's the controversy now?  Shouldn't all the offended be happy?  Of course not.  The Fashion Industry, always one to create a stir, is now casting those people that while are real, are too unfortunate or lawless.

Vivienne Westwood's 2009 Spring/Summer menswear collection showcased male gypsies from Italy tearing up the catwalk in all their machoness.  It wasn't pretty, but it sure got people talking, good and bad. Apparently these gypsies live by "thieving and they have no respect for the law," according to a Milan council member.  So now they can't promote the super thin or criminal lifestyle.  Anything else?

Oh yea, poverty.  India, never a stranger to the poor, is in the center of a controversy for Vogue magazine (Indian edition).  Peasants have been used in a photo shoot displaying accessories from the latest high-end designers such as a Burberry umbrella ($200) and a Fendi baby bib ($100).   The "models" used in the shoot obviously could not afford, much less probably knew how much the items they were displaying cost.  Daily newspapers have called the editorial "distateful" and "vulgar, while Vogue India editor, Priya Tanna says they need to "Lighten Up."  (Hopefully not literally, because skin lightening is another controversial matter there.)  Still, the growing middle class and wealthy in India are very real and Vogue India intends on catering to them.  They may be waif, but in India it may not be intended.

Filed Under: Fashion, Trends

Well, it seems like Josh Hartnett has gone the sex tape route, albeit unintendedly.  According to MSNBC, a Soho hotel supposedly has footage of Hartnett and a unnamed woman going at it in the library which they believed to be secluded.  Unfortunately for Josh, there were security cameras watching him and his lady getting dirty.  What's worse is they were asked to leave!  Josh has been making the rounds, most publicly dating Rihanna in what seemed like an odd couple.  When your career is in doubt, go the sex tape route.  Personally, I think a shave and trim probably would have done him just as good.  Either way, Josh's style is pretty unique no matter how scruffy he is looking.

Filed Under: Celebrities

So if you don't watch Bravo, well you're probably not in tune with your sensitive side enough.  If you do, well then you've no doubt run into Slade Smiley of "Date My Ex: Jo & Slade" fame.  If you have run into him, you know he is probably one of the lamest guys you've ever witnessed.  So for those who haven't run into him, just make sure you don't become him, there is such a thing as too much sensitivity.  He's like that guy friend that can't get over his ex even after 4 years and constantly talks about them to whoever will give him 5 seconds of their time.  Not only that but he dresses up in the worst scarfs this side of Rachel Ray.  It's obviously warm as hell outside, and this guy insists on pimping a 10 lb. scarf with rolled up sleeves.  No jacket, no coat, just scarf.  

He then proceeds to confess his feelings for his ex fiance, Jo, which he is presently overseeing her dating life while the dates are living in his house.  I know I'm late commenting on this premise, but this guy is probably the most pathetic guy I've ever seen on tv.  And of course, he is a metro.  The worst part?  I can't stop watching.  So in the end, Slade wins. 

Filed Under: Celebrities

Elijah Wood, constant subject of gay or not rumors, dipped out of LAX looking well, unsure.  I always sided with the opinion he was gay, but I am second guessing the notion with this Chuck Taylor & lumberjack combination.  The manbag and mannerisms could make him on our team.  In other words, the jury is still out.  I'm liking the short hair though. 

Filed Under: Celebrities, Metro or Gay

Are metros always cheaters?  With metro celebs, it sure can seem that way.  A big reason it seems that metros cheat is because it feeds our ego.  We are known to be full of ourselves.  We are known to be vain.  Some of us think we can use our pretty boy looks and/or clothes to get any woman we want.  The reality is, while that may be true with some, others are about as down to earth as a guy can be.  Why?  Just think, what else are metros known for?  Being sensitive.  If we find the right woman, we probably can create a bond deeper with them that most men wouldn't dare try.  As with any guy out there, it all depends on the personality.  For every cheating A-Rod and John Edwards, there may be a relatively faithful David Beckham or Tom Brady.  Maybe it's possible that if we feed our egos with something else, the cheating will never become an issue.  But in the end, metros are susceptible to cheating as much as anyone else, and can be as faithful as your pet dog.  Choose wisely. 

Filed Under: Rants

So, now that Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama has wrapped up his convention, the real question can be answered.  What kind of suits does Obama prefer? 

Throughout the campaign, Obama was mentioned from time to time as having more style in his dress than most politicans.  While I think this may be true with his more slim cut suits to fit his smaller frame, he claims to buy 5 of the same "fairly standard" suit and "patch[es] them up and wear[s] them repeatedly."  Nice.

So what does Obama consider "fairly standard?"  Apparently not everyman's J.C. Penny suits which feminist Maureen Dowd tried to get his campaign to admit to him not wearing.    No, Obama prefers good ol' Burberry.  Good call Mr. Next Prez!  But his Burberry isn't custom tailored.  How common- man of him. Rather it's "off the rack," Burberry for Obama, according to Daily News man John Baer.  

While he probably won't opt for Dolce & Gabbana anytime soon, Obama does like to shop at Barney's so he can't really hide his passion for well made clothing and style. 

Still, apparently not everyone is impressed.  Men's Fashion God, Tom Ford, thinks Obama is a "great- looking guy" but says his wardrobe needs help.  As I have noticed on more than one occasion, Obama's suits don't always "fit him very well."  At times, some of Obama's suits seem a bit too big in the underarms.  Blame it on the "off the rack" choice.

Sooooooo, who did Obama pick to wear for his big night (What is this, the Oscars?)?  Hartmarx, a 121 year old Chicago based high end designer, dressed Obama for the evening in a $1,500 custom tailored suit.  The suit is described as a "navy blue, worsted wool two-button suit that Hartmarx custom made just for him."  Obama has worn Hartmarx before, but as always, it was "off the rack."  The suit details? 97% Merino wool and 3% cashmere.  The pants were pleated (why?) and cuffed at 1.25".  In case you were wondering, Obama is a 40L and has a 33" waist. 

Filed Under: Celebrities (sorry Obama), Fashion

Novak Djokovic, Tennis' newest playboy and semi-metro himself, has apparently taken home the biggest prize of the entire Olympics.  Page Six is reporting that Djokovic has scored what was widely known as the Olympics hottest woman, Leryn Franco of Paraguay.  Djokovic, who won a bronze medal in Beijing, has now diversified his dating repertoire from Eastern European tennis "beauties," to South America's hottest.  Nadal and Federer have their own hot women, but I think Djokovic may take the #1 ranking here.

Filed Under: Celebrities

"Former Metro" (You will be hearing this term a lot), Ben Affleck has apparently been making it point to lay low while the Democratic National Convention is taking place.  Except I have seen him doing interviews on various networks mentioning how he is not talking about not publicly supporting Obama, for Obama's sake.  The guy just can't stay away from politics no matter how much he says he is.  Look Ben, the Democrats can do without you and your untended beard.  They will be just fine, really.  Instead of playing poker in Denver to pretend like you aren't interested in what's going on at Mile High Stadium, why don't you get a shave.  Seriously.   Oh yea, congrats on expecting a second baby!

Filed Under: Celebrities, Former Metrosexuals

Apparently in 2009 we are to expect floods...  Lots of them.  A trend I've noticed while careening the Spring collections of 2009 (this picture is from Gucci's Spring 2009 collection) has been that the slacks have become increasingly short, "highwaters" to be exact.  I actually like this trend, since I have super long legs and finding dress pants in my length is a chore in itself.  I just am not sure how acceptable it will be in the mainstream.  I remember 2 years ago I got a barrage of comments from my fellow waiters at the lounge I worked at, for my pants at this level-- falling just above the shoe.  Seems as though I am ahead of the times.  Take that!


Filed Under: Fashion, Trends