Contents:
Evening Niblets…

Gwen Enters Hospital, Ready To Pop!—-Just Jared
Pop, Goes Lily Allen’s Nipple!—DListed
Eva Longoria Gets Desperate!—–Pop Sugar
Miley And Nick’s Puppy Love Past—–Fametastic
Heroes is Back With Season 3—–PinkIsTheNewBlog
Dixie Chick Says Hello To Singledom—–Bump Shack
Does Alec Want To See More Of His “Little Pig”?—–E! News
Morgan Freeman Out Of Hospital—–People
Joss Stone Uses Her Head…Literally.—–Hot Momma Gossip
Usher’s Mama Back On The Job—–Celebitchy
Snaggletooth Got Married!—–Perez Hilton
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Rumer Willis Believes In Underwear.

THAT is the good news! The bad news is, is girlfriend needs to hire a stylist. What more is there to say, really. I used to find her poor choice in fashion slightly amusing. However now…I kind of feel embarrassed FOR her. (Note: I said KIND OF.) With that being said…there is an even worse picture of her black thong showing through her dress, but I didn’t want to post it as I didn’t want to make you all hurl up your dinner.
Ok, what the hell…if you are daring enough click after the jump to see Rumer and her peekaboo thong. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you!

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Beyonce Shows Off Her Bling!

FOUR MONTHS LATER!!! But…I actually do not think Beyonce “intended” for us to see her wedding ring. Every other time, Beyonce has been seen with her hands in her pants and doing the “rock-away”. Don’t hide your symbol of love away from the cameras.
Have no shame, girl!
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Kim Kardashian To Shake Her Booty?

Kim Kardashian spent some promotional time in Cabo San Lucas with Carmen Electra for their new movie “Disaster Movie”. Sounds more like a vacation if you ask me! However, Kim states on her official blog that she was indeed PROMOTING, not just frolicking on the beach and pretending to surfboard on a real surfboard on dry land.
Unfortunately, I do not think I will be seeing this disaster, I mean, “Disaster Movie” on the big screen. I’m sorry but I try to steer clear of movies with Carmen Electra in them. Let’s be honest here, unless a movie has at least one A-list actor or actress in it, I find it hard to go and see it in the theater. It’s just not worth my $7.50 plus popcorn. Carmen Electra as a serious actress? I just can’t grasp it. Kim Kardashian? Somewhat more believable. But, still…no A-list actor…no go.
Let’s get to the booty-licious news here. Kim Kardashian…ABC’s “Dancing With The Stars”….Is she or isn’t she?
According to a source, speculation has been stirring for quite some time about whether Kim Kardashian will bring her booty into the ballroom — but it looks as though it’s going to be a double whammy this season. A Kardashian camp insider said that Kim will be battling against her mom, Kris Jenner.
The reality stars will reportedly be partnered with father/son pro dancers Mark and Corky Ballas.
I’m guessing nothing will be revealed until they are ready to announce the official dance crew closer to season premiere time. Until then, I’m crossing my fingers. Would LOVE to see Kimmy and her bah-donk-ah-donk do the tango on national television…with a professional…not Kim and her butt dancing together…umm, er…whatever. You know what I mean.
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Guess The Celebrity Rug Rat.

It was all about Disneyland for this mother-daughter duo yesterday as mama rat celebrated her 36th birthday! Spicy!
Can you guess who they are?
Click after the jump to see if you were right!
It’s Bluebell Madonna Halliwell, 2-year-old daughter of Former Spice Girl, Geri (Ginger) Halliwell!

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Mary-Kate Olsen Is Off The Hook…

and no, I am not using slang to let you all know how cool I think she is. In fact, I never thought she was cool. Maybe when she was 18 months old playing the role of Michelle Tanner on Full House was she even remotely cool. By, off the hook, I mean that she won.
Once again multi-millionaire Mary-Kate Olsen beats the law.
From the beginning Mary-Kate has kept her lips sealed about what she knew about Heath Ledger’s tragic death and she won’t be FORCED to open her mouth to speak as previously reported.
Federal sources told first the Daily News and now the Post that U.S. prosecutors have withdrawn their investigation into the death of actor Ledger, forcing the Drug Enforcement Administration to drop demands to interview Olsen.
Therefore, Mary-Kate is OFF the hook.
The DEA was trying to find the source of the drugs that killed Ledger; most were legally prescribed in El Paso, Texas, and Los Angeles, sources said.
So while everyone else connected with Heath and his death has been interviewed and cooperated…Mary-Kate Olsen was the only ONE to not cooperate and has insisted on immunity in return for talking to the feds. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what is! Fishy!
One fact is beyond doubt…the masseuse who found Ledger’s corpse for some reason decided to phone Olsen three times before she phoned the emergency services. So, my thought is why not ask the masseuse why she called Mary-Kate first?
What I do know is there are just a lot of unanswered questions. And, Mary-Kate Olsen is somewhere celebrating her win with drinks and pill-popping perhaps? Wait, Mary-Kate wouldn’t DO THAT!
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Katie Ditches The “Fold And Roll”…

For now…
Day Five: Same Jeans (at least we hope she washed them), Wal-mart-esque plain white tee, same “blow-n-go” hair style, and STILL no sight of Tommy The Scientologist.
Something tells me…this isn’t the end of these jeans OR the “fold-and-roll”. Tune in tomorrow to see whether the “Fold And Roll” returns and if Tommy appears in Manhattan!
Image Source: Getty Images
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Pink Hacks Apart Heart.

Pink films a scene for her new video “So What”.
After a divorce from her now-ex Cary Hart, Pink (Alecia Moore) has a lot to sing about. And amidst rumors that Pink would be getting back together with her ex, Pink confirms that they won’t be joining forces anytime soon, however they still remain close friends. Since the divorce, Pink has been holed up in a studio working on her next album which is set to release October 28th.
Woohoo! I’m super pumped…I *heart* Pink.
Here’s a little letter Pink wrote to her fans and posted up on her official site:

So for those of you who want a little listen to “So What”…you can check it out here. Be sure to come back and let us know what you think! We are totally digging it.
Thoughts?
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See What You Did To Her Lance?

Though it hasn’t been long since Lance Armstrong dumped Kate, Kate has ditched her hippie style for a more shocking look. Kate has become a trashy latex-wearing transformer. This breakup must have really pushed Kate over the edge. Poor thing.
After a breakup a lot of women resort to coloring and/or cutting their hair as sort of a release…to become a new person…to start a-new. However, it looks as if Kate has gone gothic for her new photo shoot for high fashion magazine, “W”.

If I were Lance, I’d hide and NOW! Kate might have taken up some sort of witch-craft that would allow her to be able to put a spell on him. I can see it now. A few days from now we’ll be seeing Lance walking down the streets of Manhattan with penises growing out his ears and a perma-wedgie riding up his butt crack. Wouldn’t that be a sight?! If only we could REALLY do that after a breakup!
For more information on Kate’s photo shoot with “W”, click here.
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Day Four: Fold And Roll.


It’s like “Groundhog Day” with Bill Murray, only it’s Katie Holmes.
Here’s Katie on her way to her Broadway rehearsal for “All My Sons” with what looks to be the same pants…same daunting depressing look on her face…and once again, the “fold and roll”.
Ok, so it’s been three days since she debuted her new cut, her baggy pants and her love for the “fold and roll”…but if TOMORROW she dons the SAME look, I’m calling the FASHION police. No millionaire mama should wear the SAME pants FOUR days in a ROW…at least I HOPE they aren’t the same exact pants. That would just be…
SAD. I will blame Tom for this!
Image Source: Wire Image
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