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1st Series Wacky Pack Reviews
I just love the 1st Series. I've spent lots of time reviewing each sticker. Click here to view my 1st Series Wacky Pack reviews.
Quacker Oats
Quacker Oats is the sticker I got at the same time I got the
Weakies sticker. I remember getting both these stickers at a local pharmacy that was in my town. But I do not remember what I traded to get these stickers.
This Wacky Pack reads "Old Fashioned Quacker Oats. Strickly for the birds."
Kook-Aid
I remember John from up the street had this sticker. My other friend Jack wanted Kook-Aid so bad. They finally agreed on a trade, I think Jack gave up Lox from the 10th Series to get this sticker. I think John got ripped off :)
The sticker reads "Kook-Aid. Instant soft drink mix(up). 2 quarts will drive you kooky."
Maddie Boy
Maddie Boy was the easiest sticker to get in the 1st series. At least is was for me. How about you? What was your easiest 1st Series Wacky Pack to get?
The sticker reads "Maddie Boy dog food. 100% condemned BEEF. Get rid of your dog fast."
Exceedrin
I have a great story behind this sticker. I was in a friendly dispute with one of the local neighborhood boys. He tried to bribe my brother by giving him a Exceedrin sticker. My brother pretending to be his friend and when he got the sticker from the other kid, my brother ran off and gave the sticker to me. LOL!!
The sticker reads "Exceedrin. Relief for headaches, beri-beri, ingrown toenails, etc. etc. etc."
Dums (For the Dummy)
I think when I was a kid I took Dums (For the Dummy), LOL!!
This wacky pack sticker reads "Dums For the Dummy. Instant relief from thinking and using your brain."
Dopey Whip
Now how would you like to get sprayed in the face with Dopey Whip? LOL!! I remember getting this sticker from one of my "fake" cousins. You know, parents were close and you saw that family more than your real cousins.
This wacky pack sticker reads "Dopey Whip. Dessert Topping. Use for all purposes."
Bald
What's up with the 4th Series and hair products?
Bald and
Mess Clairoil are two Wacky Pack stickers in the 4th Series that talk about losing hair.
This sticker reads "Flip your wig with Bald. High-powered toupee cleanser".
Mess Clairoil
Ladies... I suggest that you do not use Mess Clairoil. Unless of course you want your hair to fall out.
The sticker reads "Motor-oil brown. Mess Clairoil the formula that cleans bald heads. Get rid of drab hair forever. Mess Clairoil cream formula."
Prez
Prez could easily be the funniest Wacky Package ever. I still laugh today when I see this sticker.
The sticker reads "Prez. Broccoli dispenser. Just say yes to broccoli. Read his lips... no new tax on this item. A capitol idea."
Bum Chex
The first time I saw Bum Chex my mouth almost hit the floor. Since I had most of the 4th Series at that point, I never even heard of this sticker.
The sticker reads "Forged by masters. Bum Chex they bounce in the bank. Prison sentence with every box."
Mrs. Klean
For some unknown reason, my sister loved this Wacky Pack sticker. I guess I could ask.
Hey, I just realized Mrs. Klean has a mohawk, LOL!!
The sticker reads "Mrs. Klean will wipe up the floor with Mr. Klean if she can find him."
Snatch-A-Pack
Snatch-A-Pack is an excellent sticker, especially because it has the cereals we loved back in the days.
This Wacky Package is so cool that till this day we still call one of my friends "Snatch-A-Pack" instead of his real name.
The Sticker reads "Kooloff's Frosty Snow Flakes. Kooloff's Coo-Coo Krusties Chocolate Flavor. Kooloff's Apple Jerks. 6 Fattening Servings. Snatch-A-Pack".
Shot Wheels
Shot Wheels is obviously one of the cooler stickers in the 5th Series. Being that Hot Wheels were also hot made this sticker a favorite of mine.
The Wacky Pack reads "Shot Wheels, cheapest heaps in the world. A muddled M toy. Ow! Guaranteed to self destruct."
Gadzooka
Well folks, here's the sticker for our first puzzle. Great sticker, I still love it today.
This Wacky Package reads "Annoy your teacher. Gadzooka. Chew bubble gum in class."
Ajerx
The goofy face guy on this sticker is priceless. I use that image for some of my avatars.
The sticker reads "Condemned by Goodhouse Breaking. Blue dot Ajerx. The do-nothing cleanser. You gotta be a jerk to use it."
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Choke Wagon
Choke Wagon was one of the first stickers pulled from production shortly after it's release of the 4th series.
I got this sticker in a trade in 1976. WOW!!! What luck for me!!
The sticker reads "Purely Choke Wagon for dogs. Get rid of hungry dogs."
Hawaiian Punks
This sticker makes me laugh even today. Although I am unfamiliar with any true Hawaiian Punks. Great Wacky Pack, must have of course.
The sticker reads "Free offer that you can't refuse. Hawaiian Punks. Bloody nose red. Beats you up to a fruit juicy pulp."
Wacky Packages rule!!
Broomo Seltzer
This could be my most unliked Wacky Pack sticker ever. It is dull, like most of the 6th series. I remember getting a lot of them and couldn't even give them away.
It reads "Broomo Seltzer. For Crumby Tummies. Sweeps your stomach clean. Approved by nauseous witches."
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Art Studies: Just For Fun - Remember Wacky Packages?
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Pupsi
Pupsi was pulled from production shortly after the release of the 10th series. It is also one of the few stickers I do not have. I could easily buy it from e*Bay, but I do not feel like spending the big bucks to get it.
The sticker reads "Pupsi-Cola. The soft drink for dogs." On top of the can it reads "Fleas don't litter. Bury cans when finished."
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Weakies, Breakfast of Chumps
Weakies was my first 1st series sticker. I did not start collecting wackies until the 5th series so trying to get previous series stickers was difficult to do that then. But I did optain many 1st series sticker over the months and still have all of my originals and they are surprisingly in pretty good shape.
The sticker reads, "Messy Un-Toasted Half-Cooked Flakes. Weakies. Breakfast of Chumps [by] Generally Moldy".
Band Ache
Band-Ache is the most sought after sticker in the first series. It is the most expensive and most difficult to get. I got mine for $3 around 1995 at a Non-Sport Card show, what a find!!
It reads "Band-Ache Brand. Strips off Skin [by] Jerkson & Jerkson". Truly a classic sticker.
Brand New Flashback Series ANS7
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This series depicts our favorite Wackies from the 1970's.
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Cap'n Crud (aka Captain or Capn Crud)
This is my favorite 2nd Series sticker from 1973. I still have the original sticker that I got back in the day. But I needed to upgrade it because it is not in the greatest shape.
It reads, "Cap'n Crud, Takes Cruddy even in milk. Inside: Real Pirate!" And the pirate is proclaiming the word "Help!".
