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Ghetto Humor, Snarky Satire and Entertainment Talk with author Seriously McMillan. Author Seriously Mcmillan gives it to you the way she sees fit!


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The Condom Ringtone? Music For That Special Moment!

From a BBC public service campaign to promote condom use in India, it’s…a downloadable ringtone consisting of people repeatedly singing the word “condom.” It’s part Mozart chorale, part barbershop quartet.

It’s either going to put you out of the mood or make you think…

“Do I really wanna knock her up?”

What is really is, is funny!

Condom Ringtone

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Bristol Palin: Isn’t There More To Do In Alaska Then Get Knocked Up?

Alright.  There is just so much to say about this topic.  Here’s another teen sparking the “Teen Pregnancy” topic all over again.

After Jamie Lynn Spears, I thought we were done for a while.

Did someone not talk to this girl?  Like, the Gov of Alaska’s daughter, ya know!

She must have know aboput the ”Birds and the Bees” or the “Moose and the Elk” or something…

I am going there folks.

It’s not cute or funny that this girl let some self confessed “redneck” knock her up. 

More about the “baby daddy” later.

 Look, it’s a fact that being a teen mom just leaves you missing a part of life that you can never regain.

I felt this way about Jamie Lynn Spears and I am declaring the same for 17-yr-old Bristol Palin, the daughter of Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin.

I heard something very interesting.  Someone on some news program asked if [Bristol] just didn’t know [about getting pregnant] or just didn’t care [ about protecting herself]…

There’s a reason why these things happen to young women.  There is a deep reason why they put themselves in tough positions in life.  Was she getting enough attention?  Well, if she wasn’t, she is now.

I don’t know the reason, obviously, I can only look at the evidence and do what CSI does… Try and put the pieces together.

It’s tough, girls.  Being a teen mom is tough.  Don’t just take my word for it.  There are thousands of women who were teen moms, now adults, who would offer the same view.

Think of the Lifetime TV movies or soaps that offer true life experiences displayed in a drama.

It’s not about abortion, it’s about prevention.  Whether it’s abstinence or a contraceptive.  Think about keeping his sperm away from your little egg. 

It only takes one!

It’s cold in Alaska, but I am sure there are more activities that doing the horizontal mambo!

Bristol Palin Hold Brother Baby
Bristol Palin Hold Brother Baby

Above in the pic, before she came out of her “maternity closet”,  Bristol Palin uses the old “blanket prop” to cover up her baby bump. 

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She’s Back! Seriously, She’s Back?

My goodness.

Can’t a blogger have a summer holiday?

Amid my car catching on fire and my computer dying from too much heat, I have had an interestiing summer…To Say The Least….

Am I back?  Is Seriously McMillan back from 90 degree weather to the end fringes of summer to runn her huge mouth about the forces of good against the forces of the “ghetto”?

Why…

Yes!

Get ready.  It’s going to be a wild autumn!

Tootles,

Seriously




Seriously’s Etiquette Series: Thongs Are Not An Accessory

Alright.  It’s time for me to talk about one of my myriad of pet peeves as well as a serious fashion no-no.

You can wear all the low rise jeans, pants and skirts you want…but remember this…”Your thong is not an accessory.”

The next female I see wearing a thong or panties that are smiling out at me and others, I swear I am going to snap them on their butt or give them a wedgie.

This is nasty, ladies.  It is cheap and taudry. 

In the world of fashion and dress etiquette combined, one should never show their undergarments.

Think about it…Even a panty line is unsightly.  Well, it’s an even worse sight to see your undergarments spilling out of the tops of your clothing.

Let’s get real.  Don’t try to match your thong to be exposed and to match your outer clothing.

How ghastly.!

What kind of “lady” are you? A “lady” of the night, perhaps?

Hollywood can dictate all the fashion it wants.  Wear this.  Sport that.  Let a little of your thong show to be a little sexy…that’s not sexy.

Not to mention the kind of attention you are going to attract.  The guys that like to look at that are looking for “freebies” beacuse you already look cheap…If you know what I mean!

Help rid the earth of thong eyesores.  Tell them to hide-a-thong and you can’t go wrong.

Cheap butt that looks cheaper with the thong hanging out!

Cheap butt that looks cheaper with the thong hanging out!




Seriously’s “Manner Emergencies” Series: Bad Breath Rescue

Here’s a scenario:

You are out.  You’ve had a pasta lunch and it contained some delicious garlic, parmesean cheese and onion.  And, if was fresh which left your breath raw!

You ran out of breath mints and chewing gum is a bummer.

Here’s a Seriously’s “Manner Emergencies” rescue:

Ask for or find a cough drop.  Most of them have a menthol ingredient that will kill the “guess what I had for lunch breath” to a refreshing “blow your breath in their face and feel just fine” feeling.

There’s no excuse for bad breath!

Love,

Seriously Mcmillan

Moden Maven of Manners & Etiquette




No Funeral For A Mean Woman: Family Is Glad She’s Dead

I had heard about this on the radio and it stayed in my mind.

What a horrible way to be remembered.

What can I say?  I wonder how many people will show up at my funeral and I hope that everyone I know knows and has experienced my love for them.

Sometimes, people just don’t care about life, love and their legacy.  It seems this woman was one of them.

Obit of a Mean Woman

Obit of a Mean Woman

 

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Move Over Phelps: The “Tiger Woods” Of Swimming Got Gold, Too!

It seems to be a statistical fact to someone.  I didn’t do the study, but this “study” claims that blacks and hispanics are more likely to drown than to learn to swim well enough to head for the Olympics.

With the hoopla over Michael Phelps, this young black swimmer, Cullen Jones, is passing on his love for swimming to inner city youths as well as bringing home a little bit of Olympic Gold of his own.  Keep hope and swimming alive!

But, my big story in all this is that of Cullen Jones, who as I write this, is the lone black figure on the medal podium, becoming just the second African-American ever to win a gold medal in swimming and the first to share/hold a world record. The first black swimmer to win the gold was Anthony Ervin, who tied for first in 2000 in the 50m freestyle. Interestingly, Ervin has a Jewish mother and Black and Native-American father and notably downplayed his race/ethnicity in interviews. Aside from the fact that, in his own words, he doesn’t really “look black” (very true),  Ervin said of himself, “I have always known that I am…part African-American and many other things. But I was naive, because I didn’t know that meant anything – or would have the ramifications it did at Trials.”

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USA Swimmer Cullen Jones, left, gives swim lessons to Tavion Traynham and five other 8-year-olds at the Butler-Gast YMCA in Omaha on Friday, March 14, 2008. Jones was giving a lesson as part of USA Swimming’s Make a Splash program.

 

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And Now For Something Stupid But Cute #1

Damn, that's dumb.  But, it's funny!

Spaghetti Cat

A random clip from The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet features a random still of a cat eating spaghetti. The video keeps getting taken down, but here’s a still of the infamous cat eating spaghetti.

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America’s Next Top “Tranny” Model?

Looks like I would have been pushed over with a feather if I didn’t already know that one of America’s Top Model wannabees named IsIs, age 22, is a dude.

Yeppers, a “pretty” dude that I…I am simply speechless.

I am shocked!

Honestly, when the best looking model is a man by nature (plumbimg and all), the girls really need to step up their game!

The cast of America’s Next Top Model Cycle 11, which premieres Wednesday September 3 (OMG, it’s so close), has been revealed. It turns out that Tyra has removed the “woman born woman” clause from the qualifications, so this cycle has the first ever transgendered contestant. To me, this kind of feels a little unfair, because you know that girl is gonna out-walk every other bitch in the house. Also, there appears to be no plus-sized chick this cycle. Anyway, after the jump, let’s meet the ladies will be laughing at for the next few months.



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