Ringo Starr apparently had a minor dispute about the length of one of his new songs and how much of it he could perform on the Regis and Kelly show Tuesday. Miscommunication amongst all parties involved led to Ringo walking off the show without performing ANY of the song. Doesn’t sound like the best way to gain promotions for a new album, but that’s just MHO guys and gals.

So Lindsay Lohan will soon be working with the corpses at a funeral home as part of her court punishment. Sounds like the makings of a bad horror flick. Is she squeamish? Easily freaked out? Who the hell came up with that punishment anyway? It almost sounds like a bogus sentence. I for one will be interested to see what she says after serving her time.

So far we have 2 causes, pneumonia or sleeping pill overdose. The sleeping pills scattered all over the room don’t necessarily mean suicide, especially if he was actually physically sick. He may have attempted to take some pills to aid in nodding off to dream land and just dropped the vile. Either way, can’t help feeling sorry for poor little Matilda

Britney Spears appears to be getting serious about obtaining the custody of her two sons. She is actually now making an attempt to show up for her court hearings. The only question I have is do we really think she would take better care of her boys than K-fed??

Here’s a cool trend I have noticed regarding baby shower gifts. The guests bring their normal baby gifts to give to the mom-to-be and they also give a favorite children’s book to build the baby’s library. Nicole Richie’s recent baby shower followed this trend and she received some great books for her and Joel Madden’s baby. They one-upped the other celebrity’s that have recently sported a baby bump by turning their awesome Wizard of Oz themed baby shower into a charity event.

Nicole and Joel will donate baby gifts to 100 expectant families in need through the newly-formed Richie Madden Foundation. GREAT IDEA!!! Kudos for them!!

Well, I barely know where to begin with this one (he he). Stating the obvious, the skin is as pasty white as the backdrop of the picture (True fact not the Photo shop editor). On to that bright shining nose. Last I heard Michael Jackson’s nose was so horribly disfigured from various plastic surgeries performed he may indeed be in need of an ornament (such as is in this picture) to cover it up. Now I know your going to want to copy this picture and use it for your Christmas cards this year. I might suggest that the last time Michael Jackson was associated with kid friendly subjects (his whole fantasy land playland at his former property) it didn’t turn out so well. All that aside, have a good laugh … He looks absolutely r-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s!!

Vince Vaughn recently admitted that his favorite TV show is the reality hit show The SuperNanny so I thought I would see how he looked in her shoes. I don’t think Vince could ever be mean enough to be the Super Nanny.

She is about 5 years old, he appears to be closer to 10 years old. Admittedly their age difference is a little smaller in these pics than it is in real life. I think her smile is the dead give away.  His hair hasn’t changed that much either

OK, if you haven’t already guessed, it’s Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Do you think they knew back then they would get together and have a child cuter than the two of them? From what I have heard, Katie knew from the womb.

Lindsey Lohan was enjoying an ice-cream while getting her lower right back marked with a tattoo that says “la bella vita” (a beautiful life). I know that tats seemed to be all the rave a couple of years ago (Lindsey had this one done in 2005), but are they still in fashion now? I think they have become a litmus test for the cheapness of an individual. Or better put, a moral compass. In my younger days it was said “if a person smokes cigarettes then they probably also X*M#@ (fill in the blank). I think you can substitute “smokes cigarettes” for “has a tattoo” with this generation.

There’s a great line near the end of the movie The Sixth Sense where Cole’s mom says, “Cole, that’s very wrong..” when Cole’s telling mommy that dead Grandma says “hi.” This is how I feel when I look at this picture of Britney in all her toothy (apologies to Mr. Tile) glory, a very wrong, putting words into dead grandma’s mouth kinda feeling.