Description:
A jokes blog of short jokes for cell phone fun, like short text message jokes, short sms jokes and funny one liner short humor jokes.
Contents:
All Things
The short joke "All Things" goes like this:
Dream makes all things possible...
Hope makes all things work...
Love makes all things beautiful...
And, Smile makes all the above...
...So always BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
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Unique Like Everyone
The short joke "Unique Like Everyone" goes like this:
Always remember, you are unique - just like everyone else.
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Nymphomaniac
The short joke "Nymphomaniac" goes like this:
Lady: I think, I might be a nymphomaniac!
Psychiatrist: I'll see what I can do to help you! My fee is $100 an hour.
Lady: And, how much for all night?
Note: Nymphomania - The presence of abnormally powerful sexual desires in women.
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Sugar Level
The short joke "Sugar Level" goes like this:
Dumbo enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?
Because, his doctor has told him to check sugar level regularly!
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Jersey
The short joke "Jersey" goes like this:
At a cowshed...
Visitor: That cow has a nice color!
Farmer: Yes, It's a Jersey.
Visitor: Oh, I thought it was its skin!
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Milkman Dresses
The short joke "Milkman Dresses" goes like this:
Two women were talking about their new milkman...
First woman: He's very good looking, punctual and dresses so smartly...
Second woman: And, so quickly too!
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Office Definition
The short joke "Office Definition" goes like this:
Question: What is an office?
Answer: A place where one can relax after a strenuous home life.
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Orange Apple
The short joke "Orange Apple" goes like this:
Bambo: What is the difference between an orange and an apple?
Dumbo: The color of an orange is orange, but the color of an apple is not apple.
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I Love You
The short joke "I Love You" goes like this:
Question: Why is it that a girl looks down when a guy says "I love you"?
Answer: To see if he really means it!
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Mind Body Soul
The short joke "Mind Body Soul" goes like this:
It’s the thing that satisfies your mind, body and soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere!
Do you know what it is?
It’s called 'prayer'!
...God bless your naughty mind!
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Men Prefer To Kiss
The short joke "Men Prefer To Kiss" goes like this:
Question: Why most of the men prefer to kiss women’s lips?
Answer: Because that's the best way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds.
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It's Raining
The short joke "It's Raining" goes like this:
Dumbo: You haven't watered the plants in the garden, today!
Bambo: It's raining, Dumbo!
Dumbo: Don't be a lazy fool! Take your umbrella if you have to!
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Snail In Ship
The short joke "Snail In Ship" goes like this:
Question: What do you call a snail in a ship?
Answer: A 'snailor'.
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Text Messaging
The short joke "Text Messaging" goes like this:
Do you take me to be your lawfully lovable friend, to have and to hold, for rich quotes or corny jokes, in text messaging and in poor signal, till low battery do us part?
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Competition
The short joke "Competition" goes like this:
Inside a courtroom...
Judge: What made you come here?
Accused: Competition, your honour!
Judge: What competition?
Accused: I printed currency notes the way the government does.
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Women Into Wives
The short joke "Women Into Wives" goes like this:
It's difficult to understand God...
He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
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Love At First Sight
The short joke "Love At First Sight" goes like this:
Question: Why do men like love at first sight?
Answer: Because it saves them a lot of time.
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Brains Between His Legs
The short joke "Brains Between His Legs" goes like this:
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood...
First woman: ...but he acts so stupid!
Second woman: He must be having his brains between his legs (laughingly).
First woman: Yeah (laughingly), but I'd surely love to blow his mind!
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Railway Tracks
The short joke "Railway Tracks" goes like this:
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks...
First drunk: There's a hell of a lot of steps here!
Second drunk: I'll tell you what's worse - this hand rail is bloody low down!
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Sexy Female Elephant
The short joke "Sexy Female Elephant" goes like this:
A group of male elephants were sitting on the street, when a sexy female elephant passed by...
Question: What did the leader elephant say?
Answer: Wow... 3600-2400-3600!
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Miss The Most
The short joke "Miss The Most" goes like this:
Wife: What do you miss the most about me, dear?
Husband: Your absence, honey!
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Eye Contact
The short joke "Eye Contact" goes like this:
Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with women?
Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
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Nurse Definition
The short joke "Nurse Definition" goes like this:
Definition of a Nurse: A young and beautiful woman who fingers you in all places and holds your hand and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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Truly Blind
The short joke "Truly Blind" goes like this:
Beggar: Please give the blind beggar some money, sir!
Man: I'll give you money, but first you have to prove that you are truly blind.
Beggar: Can you see that lady with the red scarf?
Man: Yes!
Beggar: Well, I can't.
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