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Shaky joke and humor
The short sms humor on Shaky joke, goes like this:
Question: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
Answer: Because they have shaky hands.
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Intel joke and humor
The short sms joke and humor on Intel goes like this:
The Technical Support team got a telephone call...
Customer: My computer is not booting properly!
Technical Support: What does it say?
Customer: Something about an error and non-system disk!
Technical Support: Look at your machine - is there a floppy inside?
Customer: No, but there's a sticker saying an 'intel inside'!
Jokes and humor category: Intel jokes and humor
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Light bulb joke and humor
Question: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Four! One to change it and the other three to deny it.
Jokes and humor category: Light bulb jokes and humor
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Weather joke and humor
Question: How is a man like the whether?
Answer: Nothing can be done to change either one of them!
Jokes and humor category: Weather jokes and humor
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Mirror joke and humor
Bambo: Dumbo, why are you looking into the mirror with that troubled expression?
Dumbo: Stupid, I'm just trying to remember where I've seen that face before!
Jokes and humor category: Mirror jokes and humor
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Rose joke and humor
What they mean...
When men say: I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses!
They actually mean: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe!
Jokes and humor category: Rose jokes and humor
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Difference between joke and humor
Question: What is the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After 10 years your job still sucks!
Jokes and humor category: Difference between jokes and humor
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18th century joke and humor
Teacher: Students, what do you know about the people of 18th century?
Students: They are all dead now!
Jokes and humor category: 18th century jokes and humor
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Ant joke and humor
An elephant and an ant were once riding a motorcycle. There was a fatal accident and the elephant was dead. But the ant escaped unhurt.
Question: How come the ant escaped unhurt?
Answer: Because the ant was wearing a helmet!
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Brain joke and humor
Dumbo: How long a person can live without a brain?
Doctor: How old are you?
Jokes and humor category: Brain jokes and humor
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Vitamin joke and humor
At a drugstore...
Customer: I would like some vitamins for my son.
Druggist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Customer: Any will do! My son doesn't know the alphabets yet.
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Male joke and humor
Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted? Are you properly taking 4 meals a day as I had advised?
Woman patient: Oh my god! I heard 4 males per day!
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Mind joke and humor
Mr Bush: I have changed my mind!
Mrs Bush: Oh good! Does it work better than the old one?
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Dentist joke and humor
Dentist: I will charge $500 for extracting your son's tooth.
Father of the kid: But doctor, I knew that you charge $50 per patient!
Dentist: I normally do! But your son screamed so loudly after I extracted his tooth, that he scared away nine other patients.
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Farmer joke and humor
Stranger: Do you think I'll be able to catch the 3 o'clock train if I take the shortcut through your field?
Farmer: Oh, certainly! And you might even reach the station by 2 o'clock if the bull sees you.
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Honey joke and humor
What he means...
When a husband says: Take a break honey, you are working too hard!
He actually means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner!
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Mathematics joke and humor
Question: Why did the maths book go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it had a lot of problems.
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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor
Bambo: How's your new guitar?
Dumbo: Oh, I threw it away!
Bambo: What made you throw it away?
Dumbo: Oh! It had this huge stupid hole in the middle.
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Elephant joke and humor
Question: How did the elephant climb the tree?
Answer: The elephant sat on the seed and waited for it to grow.
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Microsoft joke and humor
There was once a young man who wanted to become a great writer. Whenever he was asked, what exactly he meant by 'great writer', the man used to say...
"I wish to write stuff that the whole world will read; stuff that people will react with true emotions; stuff that will make them scream, cry and howl in pain and anger!"
Well, his wishes are now fulfilled!
He works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Jokes and humor category: Microsoft jokes and humor
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Men joke and humor
Question: What do men think about a candle-lit dinner?
Answer: An extended power failure.
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Genie joke and humor
One fine day a man meets a genie...
Genie: You can have anything you wish, on one condition.
Man: And, what is that?
Genie: Your mother-in-law gets double!
Man: OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.
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Exam joke and humor
Mother: Son, how did your English Literature exam go in school?
Son: Oh, it was rather a drawing exam!
Mother: How come?
Son: Because the questions read "Draw the character sketch of...".
Jokes and humor category: Exam jokes and humor
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Fool joke and humor
Question: What does a fool do after taking photocopies of a document?
Answer: He/she compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
Jokes and humor category: Fool jokes and humor
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Publisher joke and humor
Writer: Did you like my novel?
Publisher: I really liked the last two words.
Writer: (very excitedly) And which are those?
Publisher: 'The End'
Jokes and humor category: Publisher jokes and humor
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