Phprojekt look like a very promising web-based project management tool. The home page is not fully English, there are a few untranslated pages from German, but it's nothing stopping.
I was alone My heart was cold It was a stone My soul was lonely Like a stone There was no moss
And when I danced I danced alone But then I did not dance Because I was alone So I did not dance
I shuffled through life invisible To all happy couples Who would mock me With their merry laughter Ha ha ha
The only sound I heard In my lonely silent world Was the rusty hammer of my heart Nailing at the hatred in my soul
But then you came...
And my life was turned upside down You showed me the beauty Of the things that I had never seen Like the snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer
Or the painting of a dog That wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe That made you laugh so heartily That I previously thought was rubbish
Or the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck’s embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing “Quack quack quack quack quack”
And then you left
And I have died a thousand deaths And I will die a thousand more I thought you were an angel You turned out to be a whore
And everything is turned to dust And everything is infected with a plague When you had to sleep with Craig
'Oh, he's so sensitive' 'He’s got a tattoo' Yeah, carving your name with a compass in my forehead Was not enough for you?
The snowflake on the eye of the dear Has turned to pus That oozes from an open wound The deer, now blinded, stumbles into a ravine
The duck lies shredded in a pancake Soaking in the hoi sin of your lies
The dog has moved from the pipe To 60 cigarettes a day And coughs away his life In the cold neon research lab
What can you watch after Ultimate weapons: Sniper rifles?
After you watched Ultimate weapons: Sniper rifles on Discovery it is time to go to bed because there is nothing on TV that could beat that, in fact I will finish this post and go to sleep. Maybe start a TV set after a year has passed when they might start topping this episode of Ultimate weapons.
Regardless of what they declare the winner (watch it to find out yourselves) my favorite is the Barrett M107
Millions crusading against mocking heresy Madmen race to enforce the book that answers all our needs Tongues tuned with razorblades teach us divine misdeeds Our clerics will kill to make us stay down on our knees
Another war is over And the pain is almost gone Each wound has been healing We're so eager to move on Tongues tuned with razorblades Still teach divine misdeeds Our clerics will kill to make us stay down on our knees
I finally stitched together the many boring repetitive photos into three exciting panoramic ones. The stitching did not go that well because the software is a bit hard to understand and I was working with 10+ pieces of 1600x1200 pixel photos so my computer did not respond to my corrections. The uploaded images were also encoded as 80% JPGs and resized. The 3rd one I could not upload because Picasa won't let me.
Enjoy
Edit: Also Picasa resized the shit out of the photos. **ck you Picasa!
Joke of the day
This guy goes into a grocery store, picks up some donuts, beer, a box of macaroni & cheese, and a can of tuna. He walks up to the checkout counter and puts his purchases on the belt. The cashier scans his groceries, looks up at him, smiles, and goes, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" The guy laughs a little, and says, "Yeah, how'd you know?" The cashier says, "'Cause you're ugly."
Clarifying question
If you lynch a vampire in Twilight and hang his intestines in the sun, do those intestines glitter?
Find your way home, little extremophiles (Fly, beloved sons) Find your way home, donors of life (Fly, my chosen ones) You're on your own, little extremophiles (Ride your frozen ark) You're on your own, cleaving the skies (Ride into the dark)
[Chorus]: Carry out your dangerous task Sail uncharted spheres Live out our dreams, ride the comet! Journey on the Migrator trail Cross the new frontiers Pass on our genes, ride the comet!
You are the future, little extremophiles (Fly, toward the sun) You are the future, you know what to do (Fly, it has begun)
[Chorus:] Carry out your dangerous task, Sail uncharted spheres Live out our dreams, ride the comet! Journey on the Migrator trail, Cross the new frontiers Pass on our genes, ride the comet!
Another useful icon project This time it is not mine. I wrote a while ago about a customizable icon web page project of mine. Today I found a similar project which looks a lot more professional. It loads a bit slow, it has only a few icons but you can modify the background color, the icon color AND the size of the icons.