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Home Remedies
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don’t panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Lady of the House about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
Say No to Long Emails...
Few years earlier when I was in my teens and knew a lot less, if I was bugged about something with my boyfriend, I would immediately write these looooong letters. I would pour it out on paper and I thought it was pretty good.
With email, it's even MORE tempting to dash off a noteworthy email to your "beloved"
when things are haywire. It's so fast - and once you hit "send," oopsy, there's no
turning back.
One thing I've learned with age that long emails don't work with guys. Instead Keep it
brief. And if you don't, they won't even read your entire email anyway.
And one more very important rule never answer a guy's email right away. Hey, coz it's romance, not customer service!! BIG difference you see!!!
You are a nobody...
You're a nobody till somebody loves you
You're nobody till somebody cares
You may be a king, you may possess the whole world and its gold
But gold won't bring you happiness when you're gettin' old
The world still is the same, you'll never change it
As sure as the stars shine above
You're nobody, nobody till somebody loves you
So Find yourself somebody to love
Gotta get yourself somebody...
Top 9 Funniest News paper Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man….if only I knew A B C….) :d
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
(sure…thanx for the warning!) :d
3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?) :d
4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out) :d
5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet) :d
6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?) :d
7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
(uh…huh!) :d
8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey….who taught cows the bad habit??)
9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work!) :d
Maa...
Besan kii so.ndhii roTii par
khaTTii chaTanii jaisii maa.N
yaad aatii hai chaukaa-baasan
chimaTaa phukanii jaisii maa.N
baa.Ns kii khurrii khaaT ke uupar
har aahaT par kaan dhare
aadhii so_ii aadhii jaagii
thakii dopaharii jaisii maa.N
chi.Diyo.n ke chahakaar me.n gu.Nje
raadhaa-mohan alii-alii
murGe kii aavaaz se khulatii
ghar kii ku.nDii jaisii maa.N
bivii, beTii, bahan, pa.Dosan
tho.Dii tho.Dii sii sab me.n
din bhar ik rassii ke uupar
chalatii naTanii jaisii maa.N
baa.NT ke apanaa cheharaa, maathaa,
aa.Nkhe.n jaane kahaa.N ga_ii
phaTe puuraane ik alabam me.n
cha.nchal la.Dakii jaisii maa.N
Should women tell their age??
When I was 20, I took a language class with another girl who I estimate was about 26 herself. At one point, we were asked to state our ages, and she charmingly refused.
She said that she never tells her age. At the time, I wondered why - because she was certainly not old.
Now - many years later - I think she was very smart.
What is more important than not telling your age? It's thinking that you are old. That is the kiss of death - literally!
However, I do hear from women who are so much younger than I am who fret that they are too old!
Old is not what it used to be. We all know that. Don't we? Well, times have changed. A great body at 40 no longer seems like the unheard of thing it used to.
Stay away from the man-made ultraviolet rays. Don't smoke. Think a lot about men. Dress in a youthful way. And I promise you, you'll look young for a long, long time.
Also you have to get that gray out - now some women look fabulous with gray hair. And so do some men - especially men like Richard Gere. But generally, you have to take the gray out - the minute it makes an appearance.
I am not telling my age, my friends. No way. That is my personal decision. When I was 18, it was no problem. When I was 25, it was no problem. Now - mum's the word.
FANAA...
E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.
There is no way to Happniess.. Happiness is the Way...
Jai Gurudev...
"The values that enhance life are confidence, cooperation, compassion, love, enthusiasm, faith and knowledge. These values come only through spirit. We think we can find happiness or comfort through the material, yet we know that material comfort alone is not sufficient or complete.
Happiness is a quality of consciousness. It does depend on matter, but to a far greater degree, it depends on attitude and understanding… Living the spiritual values makes your personality solid and strong."
Excerpts by His Holiness Sri Sri Ravi Shankar.
A Rose for all of Ya..
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On completion of 100 posts, I want to present this virtual rose to my fella bloggers. Thanx for being there..
GnR
When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
We've been through this auch a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain
But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away
If we could take the time
to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain
Do you need some time...on your own
Do you need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...
on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you
Sometimes I need some time...on my
own
Sometimes I need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...
on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain
I know that you can love me
When there's no one left to blame
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain
Don't ya think that you need somebody
Don't ya think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one..
You're not the only one...
